Also-Ran

I hate this term. I think it should be banned. Its supposed to be a slap in the face of the person they are talking about, but in my opinion, it makes the user look like an uncreative idiot.

While I'm at it, I also hate "stay-cation". If your going to just sit at home and eat Cheetos just say that. No need to call it anything fancy!

Technology Rocks!

Why does technology Rock?
Today I was on the El heading to work. I always read the newspaper on the way to work and like everyone who reads the paper, I end up with ink on my finger tips. On my way down I wiped my face with my hand and immediately wondered if I had any ink smudge on my face. How to remedy the situation? TECHNOLOGY!
I wiped out my Motorola Q and took a picture of my face. After admiring my face for a while i checked and there was no smudge.
Good thing there wasn't any because I didn't pay the extra to get the wet wipes attachment for my phone.
Technology Rocks!

McDonalds

So Every time i eat at McDonalds, i swear it will be the last time. However, every time I feel hung over or just not right, i eat there and I start feeling better. Then I start thinking about what I just ate and my stomach starts getting a little upset again. I'm not sure what McD's puts in their grease, but my stomach seems to like it, and then hate it.
So I went to the McD's website today to hav a look at the "nutritional" facts. I was astounded. I knew stuff wasn't very good for you, but it was worse than I thought!

Here is the break down:

Its good to know that I got 137% of my cholesterol and 75% of my Saturated fat intake for the day. Those two are the hardest to obtain!

WOW!