Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Pet Peeve
I hate it when you open a new browser window, then forget what you opened it for, shut it down and then immediatly remember, and have to open another window....
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Definition:Tight wad
So I’m in Starbucks waiting in line to get my cup of Joe. I look down and see a $20 sitting on the ground a few people in front of me. I, being the nice person that I am, tap the lady on the shoulder nearest to the $20 thinking it was hers. She says "thanks" and picks it up and puts it in her coat pocket.
Meanwhile, the guy ahead of this lady watches this all go down and realizes it’s his $20. The guy in looks in his now empty hand and says: "Oh, that was mine, I dropped it."
She reached into her pocket and gave it back to the guy...
It wasn't even hers to begin with!!!
Can you the balls of that lady?
I saw it, the lady picked it up and put it in her pocket and it wasn't even hers?!?!
If anyone should have gotten it, it was me!!!
I know times are tough people, but if you're buying coffee at Starbucks, then you don't need an extra $20....
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Really?
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Milk in a Bag
Why do baggers at grocery stores ask if you want your milk in a bag?
Does anyone not get their milk in a bag?
Do people really enjoy carrying the milk by the cold wet handle?
Among other things, carrying milk in a bag allows a person to carry so much more at once. I can't think of a single benefit of not putting your milk in a bag.
Anyone care to enlighten me?
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Fall Rocks
Monday, September 29, 2008
Kindest Regards....
My Friend Adam posted some things about email signatures a while ago so I thought I'd weigh in on this highly debated topic.
1. You are emailing someone trying to be forceful. Example: John, Due to your incompetence, I've had to work all weekend to get the system backup. If you ever do this again, you'll be cleaning the gum off the sidewalk out front! Kindest Regards,
Why do people put closings to emails in their signatures? I think its lazy and a bad practice. Is it really hard to type "Thanks, " at the end of each email? Here are a few instances where this strategy fails:
Nick
Are you really getting your point across when you do this??
2. You are replying to an email and your email program marks your text in a different font than your signature.
Example:
"I concur
Thanks, Nick"
That looks ridiculous.
3. You are sending a response to a co-worker were a closing makes no sense.
Example:
7
Regards, Nick
Does 7 really need a "Regards"? I think not.
Come on people. Lets stop being lazy!
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